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Football Doesn’t Wait

Frank de Boer becomes latest victim of the cruel short-termism of modern football, writes Adam Philpott

Goodricke fall short in Hockey B match

St. Cuthbert’s seal the deal last minute, defeating Goodricke 2-0

Derwent and Langwith footballers open Varsity

College Varsity 2017 began with two Women’s football matches in front of an impassioned visiting crowd, although neither team from York were able to get the win

Cross-Country running hot n’ cold

Top 75 finish in national tournament for York’s runners

Valiant volleyball miss out on promotion

York lose 3-1 in penultimate game of season, but captain Fisher proud of his team’s performance

YSJ defeat James, new Varsity a success

York St John were defeated James College 18-10 last week in the new Varisty tournament

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It’s been a long and fruitful year; a year of Roses victories, big claims about penalties, missed penalties, hours of podcasts, thousands of tweets and the blood sweat and tears of, what feels like, a million BUCS Wednesdays

The Mixer WLTM John Motson’s grandson, GSOH not required

The Mixer loves Freshers’ week. Perhaps it’s the smell of desperation in the air, perhaps it’s the sound of freshly unpacked Jack Wills gillets rustling all over campus or maybe it’s just the simple joy of being young and alive

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The Mixer would like to make a heartfelt and profound apology on behalf of some of the other “talent” that scribbles stuff on these hallowed pages

The Mixer at Elections

The Mixer is happy to be the mouthpiece of the regime. It is our sole purpose to spout the carefully engineered propaganda put forward by the Asfahani administration

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You have to feel for Andy Burton. Somewhere on the 1st of February the suspended Sky Sports News presenter was sitting, sobbing gently, surrounded by total, desolate silence

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The footballing world has reached its silly season. Big name signings are being “spotted” at train stations up and down the country, anonymous youngsters are being touted as wonderkids and, due to incessant phone calls, the wife of Robbie Keane’s agent hasn’t been able to sleep for weeks