Will Heaven

Will has written 41 articles for Nouse

Will Heaven

Time to leave Neverland God, it’s happened. By the time you read this column in Nouse – my last for…

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A recipe for success Unlike many of my bitter and disappointed peers, I never applied to Oxford or Cambridge. In…

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Admit it. When Susan Boyle strode onto the stage wearing that 1978 frock, you were booing too

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Gail Trimble: hag (oxon) I always knew there was something off about Gail Trimble. It was the jumpy hair swoosh,…

Hearing Israel’s case

Will Heaven travelled to the Middle East to witness the Israeli elections

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Snow days: a chance to show what we’re made of “Gather the last of the firewood, draw the curtains, and…

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The north versus south debate is over. The southerners got bored of it and northerners – well, the northerners are…

“Richard Littlejohn is mentally ill”

Will Heaven talks to Johann Hari,­ the firebrand left-wing columnist who won last year’s Orwell Prize

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The application headache starts “Outline a situation in which you have, by your leadership of a team, overcome a difficult…

El Paradiso Del Cibo

By all accounts, great men seem to have ‘a dream’. Not-so-great men have many, so two of mine are: to learn the Italian language, and to develop a love for football

Persian split pea stew

So its President isn’t exactly kosher. And yes, buried in the Zagros mountains there is probably a warhead warehouse nearing completion. But Iran does some things well: like Khoresht-e-Gheimeh

Political correctness gone AWOL

The good news: YUSU President Tom Scott has dropped his silly pirate act. Forget his West Country chat and his creepy band of followers. It may have won him the election, but now he is trying to do the job properly, with maturity and – no doubt – aplomb. The bad news? He has failed already