Michael Appleton

Michael has written 6 articles for Nouse

So long farewell, Auf Wiedersehen

This will probably be the last time that I will ever write for Nouse. Stop grinning, that’s not kind

Loosen the Buckle on party discipline

According to the Conservative Party, York student Ralph Buckle is more important and influential than Lord Tebbitt

Why MPs need to ride the gravy train

Over the past months the story of MPs expenses has been rumbling on, and once again revelations emerged about MPs claiming money at the taxpayer’s expense

Save Skins from the idiocy of its writers

The latest series of Channel 4’s Skins has left me pretty disappointed

Keep the handcuffs in the bedroom

Now pay attention, I want to talk to you about pornography. Stop sniggering at the back, this is important. You might not have realised it, but on 26th January a new law came into force which made certain kinds of pornography illegal

Maybe the deadbeat life is the one for me

Three million people will be unemployed by the end of next year, a thousand civilians have been killed in Gaza, and none of us have any hope of getting a job next year