Charlotte Hogarth-Jones Charlotte Hogarth-Jones

Editor (2009/10)

Charlotte has written 89 articles for Nouse

Indochine

Yorkshire, oriental and tapas are not three words that go comfortably together. With the Yorkshire stereotype tending towards a mean old man with a whippet, a flat cap, and questionable dentistry, my first thought was of miniscule portions

Last orders

It’s very difficult, writing a final column. The end of term is an emotional time for everyone and the temptation to make like Gwyneth Paltrow and start snotting, weeping and generally swooning all over my mac seems all too easy

To have and to have not finished

I’ve never really considered myself much of a gloater. Up until now in fact, I’d like to have thought I was a gracious and considerate opponent

Time consuming

“In delay there lies no plenty” once quipped William Shakespeare. What an idiot. For all of us, I am sure, can recognize the delights of excessive procrastination. I for one will never regret those hours spent playing Diner Dash, creating microwave fireworks with tin foil, and cleaning piles of coal

The curse of the X

The final contestant approaches the judges on Masterchef. Her face is a violent, angry shade of scarlet and sweat and tears drip from her every pore, some of them seasoning the dish

YUSU Election results night: As it happened

Join Nouse at the YUSU elections results party – who will be the winners?

YUSU presidential debate: As it happened

Follow the excitement of the Presidential debate, as Nouse brings you the action as it happens

You don’t know Jack

Every now and then, you come across someone who takes your breath away. Someone you find irresistible, someone you admire, someone who intoxicates you to the point where they basically suffocate you, where you want to be them

Champagne Charlie: For the Love of Cod

It is a truth universally acknowledged that it is difficult to love a fish

Champagne Charlie: Royal Icing

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Royal Family. I know that they are expensive, arguably unnecessary and at times outright bizarre, but then many of my favourite things (violet creams, cowboy boots etc) also fall into that category

Social pariah: Charlotte Hogarth-Jones

Mecca Bingo. It’s the experience of a lifetime, and I don’t think I’ve been more excited in my whole entire life

Review the value of education and be prepared to defend it

The Browne Report is going to change higher education forever, but at least it will provoke some nationwide debate and action