Articles by Will Heaven


Will has written 41 articles for Nouse


The Langwith bar saga: students have the power

With YUSU emasculated before the University students must take action.

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Students targeted by email phishing scam

York students have been made the target of an email phishing scam.

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Money Matters

It’s been a good year for Andrew Serotta.

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Homemade Ice Cream

Summer isn’t about angst-ridden nights in with Gordon Ramsay… Summer is about getting outside, thinking you’re too cool for the sun to burn you, barbeques and The Beach Boys. This recipe will bring together all of these things in one delicious icy dream.

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Reeds Cafe and ‘Tea Rooms’

The panino was OK – it came quickly and with salad and Doritos, but could have used some chutney. The orange wasn’t fizzy so I hurled it back at them and flipped over my table, shouting loudly.

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Pool (no water)/Hot Stuff

Tom Powis, Danie Linsell and Alexander G Wright (director of award-winning Metamorphosis) play three junkie bohemians who witness (and re-enact) an accident at the house of their more successful friend. The second half is an original piece by Hannah Davies.

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Never mind Ernst & Young, what about MI5?

Seeking sponsorship is a minefield filled with filled with disgruntled graduates.

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Physics forced into exam policy U-turn

The Physics Department has been forced into a policy U-turn on exam paper corrections after its current policy was overruled by a University Committee.

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Burton criticised for ripping down York Apprentice posters

Staff at the Charles XII pub and students have expressed anger after YUSU Officer Matt Burton allegedly tore up student posters.

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Money Matters

The American trader has made a £100m killing from oil futures he bought about nine months ago, the Sunday Times reported.

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Money Matters

Last Friday, the round-faced Chief Executive of British Airways, Willie Walsh, declined his whopping £700,000 bonus.

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Pool (no water) / Hot Stuff

The three were convincingly self-absorbed, with Linsell standing out as perhaps the most lubricious. Director Mark Smith, along with his technical team, should be commended for adding gel to a truly sickening performance.

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How to survive the credit crunch

You don’t have to read the Financial Times to realise that the current financial climate does not look bright. House prices are falling, it is becoming more difficult to get a mortgage or a loan, and a couple of banks seem to have disappeared down the plughole. Will Heaven finds out how to stay afloat

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Student to feature in year-long TV show

Claire Hazelgrove, a second year politics student running for Parliament, is to have a year of her life documented for a program for Channel 4.

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To the University of York: I’m so, so sorry

At the age of 20, I have to learn to take full responsibility for my actions. To my friends, I’ve let you all down – I was never going to vote for the real candidates. You’ve now realised I am, at heart, a sociopath.

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