Articles by Will Heaven
Will has written 41 articles for Nouse
By Will Heaven — June 30, 2009
Time to leave Neverland God, it’s happened. By the time you read this column in Nouse – my last for this newspaper, by the way – I will have my degree result. Yes, I have sweated my way to Langwith College, clutching my library card. I have jostled with other terrified third years, scanning the [...]
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By Will Heaven — June 9, 2009
A recipe for success Unlike many of my bitter and disappointed peers, I never applied to Oxford or Cambridge. In fact, my teachers sensibly discouraged the idea. “Most decent universities turn students into scholars”, one told me, “but at Oxbridge you have to be a scholar when you arrive”. I was no scholar. At my [...]
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By Will Heaven — May 12, 2009
Admit it. When Susan Boyle strode onto the stage wearing that 1978 frock, you were booing too
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By Will Heaven — March 10, 2009
Gail Trimble: hag (oxon) I always knew there was something off about Gail Trimble. It was the jumpy hair swoosh, the chipmunky teeth and the nervous way she would look down – or slightly to the side – after saying a correct answer. Something didn’t add up. Now the truth has emerged, and it has [...]
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By Will Heaven — March 10, 2009
Will Heaven travelled to the Middle East to witness the Israeli elections
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By Will Heaven — February 10, 2009
Snow days: a chance to show what we’re made of “Gather the last of the firewood, draw the curtains, and call your family to say goodbye – there’s a blizzard on the way, and we might not make it.” Call me melodramatic, but my amateur weather forecast last week was one of foreboding panic. We’ve [...]
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By Will Heaven — January 20, 2009
The north versus south debate is over. The southerners got bored of it and northerners – well, the northerners are for the most part clinically obese. So they waddled home to eat troughs of black pudding and discuss coalmining and beat up their ballet-dancing brothers. Fine, you got me. I’m a southern fairy or, as [...]
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By Will Heaven — January 20, 2009
Will Heaven talks to Johann Hari, the firebrand left-wing columnist who won last year’s Orwell Prize
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By Will Heaven — November 25, 2008
The application headache starts “Outline a situation in which you have, by your leadership of a team, overcome a difficult obstacle.” That’s right, leadership. We secretly know that you are chubby middle-class third year student with no experience of the real world, but we want to see how well you can blag this. What’s it [...]
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By Will Heaven — October 29, 2008
By all accounts, great men seem to have ‘a dream’. Not-so-great men have many, so two of mine are: to learn the Italian language, and to develop a love for football.
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By Will Heaven — October 15, 2008
So its President isn’t exactly kosher. And yes, buried in the Zagros mountains there is probably a warhead warehouse nearing completion. But Iran does some things well: like Khoresht-e-Gheimeh.
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By Will Heaven — October 14, 2008
The good news: YUSU President Tom Scott has dropped his silly pirate act. Forget his West Country chat and his creepy band of followers. It may have won him the election, but now he is trying to do the job properly, with maturity and – no doubt – aplomb. The bad news? He has failed already.
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By Will Heaven — June 26, 2008
Quickly, this performance was apparently far from amateur. Led in through the back entrance of the York Studio Theatre, the audience were warned about the violent content by Wright – just in case we had missed the posters outside.
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By Will Heaven — June 24, 2008
But I decided to go Oirish. I ordered a Shambo with bacon, brie and cranberry. A shambo, I found out, is toasted bread in the shape of a shamrock with herbs – rosemary, I think – baked into the top. It worked well.
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By Will Heaven — June 24, 2008
My granny is a little bit bonkers. Not in the same way as her husband – who thinks he is a Captain in the navy again – but bonkers nonetheless. While he parades around the house shutting the curtains at midday and ordering the dog to stand up straight, she (aged 80) plays tennis and makes delicious wedding cakes.
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Hearing Israel’s case
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