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York Sport budget gets £2,000 boost

THE UNIVERSITY is to provide a £2,000 cash injection to York Sport so that they can train students to be coaches, in exchange for clubs going out into the local community.

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It’s been a long and fruitful year; a year of Roses victories, big claims about penalties, missed penalties, hours of podcasts, thousands of tweets and the blood sweat and tears of, what feels like, a million BUCS Wednesdays.

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The Mixer WLTM John Motson’s grandson, GSOH not required

The Mixer loves Freshers’ week. Perhaps it’s the smell of desperation in the air, perhaps it’s the sound of freshly unpacked Jack Wills gillets rustling all over campus or maybe it’s just the simple joy of being young and alive.

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“Usually I don’t take a bad penalty” - Famous last words. Photo: Pips LadtonThe Mixer

The Mixer would like to make a heartfelt and profound apology on behalf of some of the other “talent” that scribbles stuff on these hallowed pages

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Be my Guest: Pure bromance as Guessfahani smile for the cameras. Photo: Peter IvesonThe Mixer at Elections

The Mixer is happy to be the mouthpiece of the regime. It is our sole purpose to spout the carefully engineered propaganda put forward by the Asfahani administration

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Short of games at Spurs, Robbie Keane ponders whether to sign a contract for thirteen year old Lucy Taylor. ‘Arry provided him with the pen. Image: Oliver N5The Mixer

You have to feel for Andy Burton. Somewhere on the 1st of February the suspended Sky Sports News presenter was sitting, sobbing gently, surrounded by total, desolate silence

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It’s a managerial merry-go-round...do you get it? Photo credit: practicalowlThe Mixer

The footballing world has reached its silly season. Big name signings are being “spotted” at train stations up and down the country, anonymous youngsters are being touted as wonderkids and, due to incessant phone calls, the wife of Robbie Keane’s agent hasn’t been able to sleep for weeks

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The Mixer is a big fan of charity. We think that uber-telethons where the world and their D-List wife turn up to promote their latest album, tour or work-out DVDs are works of unalloyed altruism not seen since they days of St Francis of Assisi

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What this picture doesn’t show is that the ball was actually thirty yards away. Photo credit: Justyn HardcastleThe Mixer

What a start to the season it has been for sport at York. TM has rather enjoyed itself, one particular highlight was all and sundry, including messrs Asfahani and Ngwena attempting to dislodge a rugby ball trapped up a tree. Nobody was successful

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Hapless statesman GB attempts to absorb some luck, as GL proposes a front two to return the World Cup to English shores. Image credit: Downing StreetThe Mixer

TM has been pretty busy recently. In fact we won a Commonwealth Games Gold medal yesterday in Lawn Bowls but nobody noticed

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The Mixer can exclusively reveal a new team will be entering the College Cup next year

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All sports clubs are created equal, some are just more equal than others

While the Caving and Pothole Club only have sufficient ropage to negotiate their way into the underground kingdom, and the skydiivng club are being forced to cut down on parachute provision, the Royal York University Squash Society are raking in the readies.

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Tucking into our chicken, erm, ‘supreme’, having blagged our way, Gordon Brown-like, onto the top table, TM takes in the surroundings of the York Sport Dinner.

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The College Cup Final Preview Show

Looking forward to the final of the college cup? Nouse and YSTV have a preview show, with interviews, highlights of the semis and a team of panellists discussing the pending match.

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Reffed off and missed butts galore

What a specatacle! TM has been in, around, underneath and inside (no not in that way) the college cup action this past four weeks and must admit to being slightly perturbed. Mostly by that oaf Matt Butter. Or is that Bowyer? Either way there’s no place for Moulet-bashing in the beautiful game – just ask Roy Keane. He never used his head – just went in with studs showing.

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