Articles by Nicky Woolf
Muse Editor (2007/08)
Nicky has written 72 articles for Nouse
This one is definitely going to be censored
By Nicky Woolf — June 30, 2009
__________, who I am not allowed to mention in this column has personally appointed himself to the ________________ at the enormous end-of-year campus event _____.
If you’re naughty, the Hoff-alike will get you
By Nicky Woolf — June 9, 2009
Derwent Bar. 7:56 PM. A vast and inebriated crowd has gathered for the Mr. York. The contestants line up along the side of the bar for the first round, General Purpose Manliness.
An Actual Phone Conversation: Fact
By Nicky Woolf — May 12, 2009
“The bill for the cleaning will be a million pounds” says an admittedly tipsy YUSU Socs’n’Coms Officer Rory Shanks, surveying Lancaster’s sleeping quarters.
In the playpen of campus politics
By Nicky Woolf — March 10, 2009
They (them what discover things) have discovered a species of jellyfish that is effectively immortal.
Live Hustings – Wednesday
By Nicky Woolf, Jim Bulley and Sian Turner — March 4, 2009
Nicky Woolf and Sian Turner are back bringing you the latest news from the second day of Hustings, with speechs and questions from Women’s Officer, LGBT Officer, Disability Officer, Student Action, RAG, Academic Affairs, Welfare and President.
Live Hustings – Tuesday
By Sian Turner and Nicky Woolf — March 3, 2009
Nouse‘s Sian Turner and Nicky Woolf take you though hustings for NUS Annual Conference Delegates, Chair of Union Council, Entertainments officer, Environment & Ethics Officer, Campaigns Officer, Sports President, Student Activities and Democracy and Services.
Strictly what now?
By Nicky Woolf — February 10, 2009
Tripping over the shoelaces of satire while attempting to dance the foxtrot of current affairs
YUSU Bar Special
By Nicky Woolf — January 20, 2009
It was high noon. The town of Langwith, Texas sweltered in the January sun. Only the clutch of saddled geese outside the Courtyard Saloon were moving in the destructive heat. They shifted restlessly. Perhaps they could sense what was coming.
Last Word
By Nicky Woolf — January 20, 2009
They had been respectable townsfolk, once. YUSU Presidents and sabs. But power had changed them. Twisted them. Made them… evil.
All hail Crackfish
By Nicky Woolf — May 30, 2008
Campus is covered in a fine white dust, it seems. Now that I think about it, that explains an awful lot. It explains why the queue for the Library ladies toilet is so long when I go past it.
‘Soldiers around you, kicking, spitting, screaming, swearing’
By Nicky Woolf — May 30, 2008
Moazzam Begg spent two years of his life imprisoned without charge by the US military. He speaks to Nicky Woolf about life as a detainee of the war on terror
A single in the making
By Nicky Woolf — May 15, 2008
Nicky Woolf goes behind the scenes to find out what it’s like to bring a single to release.
Learning behind bars
By Nicky Woolf — May 13, 2008
“We have one very serious rule in here,” I am warned as I settle myself down. “We don’t talk about what people are in for. Whatever they’ve done…” What is it like trying to study in a jail cell? Nicky Woolf talks to people on both sides of the bars to uncover the gritty realities of learning in a prison classroom.
The Balcony
By Nicky Woolf — March 13, 2008
As the lights went up on a madly staring William Seaward in full bishop’s regalia, it seemed that pantomime had succeeded in penetrating the usually more sober Drama Barn.



