Articles by John Halstead
John has written 17 articles for Nouse
The College Cup: Tournament Review
By John Halstead — July 1, 2009
Turmoil in Iran, the economy in the doldrums, the retirement of Tugay: in many ways this term has been a torrid interlude in the usually blissful reverie that is life in the 21st Century. But, as the tempestuous waves of world events crash all around us, the College Cup has kept everyone entertained.
Vanbrugh scrape through after Prince double sinks Derwent
By Nabeel Moosa and John Halstead — June 10, 2009
An Ali Prince brace was enough to book Vanbrugh Firsts a place in the quarter-finals after they edged their must-win game against Derwent Firsts 2-1 yesterday.
Football firsts hit four in easy win
By John Halstead — May 12, 2009
If Lancaster Sport were a dog, in this game York picked up its feeble carcass, rolled it up in some old carpet, read a brief memoriam and threw it into a quarry. After last year’s defeat, revenge had been a long time coming. A year in fact. When it came, it was served up in the best way possible: ice cold.
Triple squash whitewash
By John Halstead and Leigh Clarke — May 12, 2009
In 1939, Maurice Gamelin, the French World War Two general, said the French forces would “dismiss Germany like a man hitting a lame rabbit with a spade”. Ever since, no-one has really topped Gamelin’s chronic lack of prescience. Until, that is, the men’s firsts squash match, at which Lancaster’s captain Daglish proclaimed that he was “60% confident of victory”.
Late pressure not enough for men’s hockey firsts
By John Halstead — May 11, 2009
In a rare blemish, on an otherwise hugely successful Saturday, York hockey firsts were defeated by Lancaster
Rout for York in 5-0 men’s squash win
By John Halstead — May 8, 2009
The enigmatic John Halstead was at the Sports Centre to witness a thundering 5-0 victory for York’s men in the squash firsts on Friday.
Hornets buzzing over first competition
By John Halstead — March 10, 2009
Popularised by the film ‘Bring it On’, again by ‘Bring it on Again’ and then again by three further ‘Bring it On’ based sequels, cheerleading, once the sole preserve of Americans, has crossed the pond. Throughout the country, cheerleading squads have mobilised like secret militias.
Fiery basketballers snuffed out in second overtime
By John Halstead — February 22, 2009
York mounted three hefty comebacks in this game and, like any great team, didn’t seem to know when they were beaten, except when the actually were, which was at the end of the second period of over time.
Men squash Newcastle and ease to win
By John Halstead — February 11, 2009
York firsts beat Newcastle 3-0 in the men’s squash last Wednesday in a comfortable victory.
Futsal to Fly the Flag for York at National BUCS Championships
By John Halstead — February 10, 2009
By flinging himself off a Cretan mountain all those years ago, Icarus tried to escape exile from Greece; to strive beyond mediocrity, to achieve what men thought impossible. York’s Futsal team did a similar thing last Sunday.
College Notebook: Wentworth Resurgent
By John Halstead — February 10, 2009
For years the whipping boys of college sport, Wentworth’s ambitious reps have had enough, as reporter John Halstead discovered…
Struggling hockey seconds beaten by Hallam
By John Halstead — January 29, 2009
York’s hockey second string may not be dead, but they certainly are slightly less alive after coming a cropper on the horrific and watery path of defeat to fellow strugglers Sheffield Hallam thirds.
College Notebook: Football Fiascos
By John Halstead — December 5, 2008
Nouse’s college commentator John Halstead takes a sideways glance at the world of college football with James and Alcuin heading a tight table…
Ballers run riot in BUCS demolition job
By John Halstead — November 27, 2008
York men’s basketball firsts storm to victory against a poor Newcastle side, winning by a 34-point margin…
Down but not without fight as cheerleeders stun ballers
By John Halstead — November 20, 2008
Chester brought with them an army of cheerleaders for the BUCS Cup tie against York yesterday and it inspired their team to victory, depsite the hosts’ valiant late efforts…


