Articles by James Redgrave


has written 24 articles for Nouse


Elegantly Wasted – US rules Britannia

Patriotism, never! James tells us why America is the new cool and Britain has nothing to be proud of. And he supports France. Sellout. But at least it’s his last column

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Elegantly Wasted

The Banality or Reality

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York’s Roasters back on campus

Three York University Football ‘stars’ are on a plane back to England, after posting bail in Spain. The squad’s mid-season break has been left in turmoil after accusations of lurid sexual practices were brought against a three players. The names of the specific people involved are protected by University authorities, who wish to avoid embarrassment, [...]

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Alcuin fall away from the pack

Goodricke’s traditional dominance of College sport has reasserted itself this year but Vanbrugh attempted to put a thorn in the leader’s side this week, beating them brutally in basketball 27-9 on Sunday night, and putting away their badminton team 5-4. Derwent are seemingly intent on slipping further into college sport oblivion, and are in danger [...]

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York’s Harrington ready for new life

Former History lecturer, Ralph Harrington, has said he will definitely not be returning to campus to resume his position within the department, either as a teacher or researcher. Harrington was suspended from the University in June last year after indecent images were discovered on his office computer and was subsequently convicted. He was, however, due [...]

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Elegantly Wasted

James gently introduces us to the complexities of macroeconomy and the intricacies of labour relations via pole dancing and shopping. Unfortunately he doesn’t study economics…

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Jim Dodge, Stone Junction

First published in 1990 ‘Stone Junction’ was Jim Dodge’s second novel and it shows. A bildungsroman which also chronicles a more literal journey across the USA, which in turn gives an opportunity for his social critique. Being a Dodge it retains the elements of gloomy fantasy which define his writing and expands them to give [...]

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Elegantly Wasted

James looks back over 40 glorious years of nouse, using lots of words that no-one else understands

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Hail to the Thieves

In the last edition of Warwick’s student paper ‘The Boar’ the editor responded to an accusation of plagiarism by claiming to take it “very seriously indeed”. I wonder if the duo at Vision have a similar stance. If so they may wish to peruse ‘theonion.com’ and have a quiet word with their new Alcuin Revolutionary [...]

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Pain for the Vain

In this issue, James questions our obsession with beauty, and tries to make himself sound intelligent by mentioning Marxism…

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Elegantly Wasted

Last issue we established James was a bit of a twat, this issue he expands on this theme in a rather trite and unimaginative way. Lets be honest, it’s verbosity over clarity….

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Tigers Take Down Geordies

A strong win over Northumbria University put the collaborative York/York St John’s team, the ‘York Tigers’ ahead of their nearest rivals, on the Northeast rugby league table, with two wins in as many games.

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Why Weed Won’t Work

Peter Hitchins tells James Redgrave why he will never support relaxed drug laws in Britain

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The Blaine Of My Life

From twats and boxes to twats in boxes, It’s hardly original to comment on David Blaine’s little idiosyncracies and this initially put me off writng on the subject untill I discovered quite the extent to which he is attracting criticism. Back to the world wide web I went and discovered a plethora of websites on [...]

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Qualms about Quims?

“Vagina… even the word is difficult for some men, though they will happily refer to their dick, or their rod, or their johnson.”

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