Tim Ngwena’s Blackberry as seen by Ben Gascoyne


25.04.10 9:15
To: president@yusu.org
From: dreamzmurphy@gna.co.uk
Subject:

Hey Tim,

I know you’re in the process of booking acts for the Summer Ball but you should really consider me. Dreamz is a massive act and since I was a student once too I’d even do it for free.

How about it?

Dreamz Murphy


27.04.10 11:36
To: president@yusu.org
From: dreamzmurphy@gna.co.uk
Subject: RE: Sorry

no no
im definitely big enough to open for n dubz come on!!!


29.04.10 01.31
To: president@yusu.org
From: services@yusu.org

Hey tim,

you definitely need to take this out of the strategic plan, i was only joking when i left “sell a lot of burgers and make a lot of money????” in there on page ten for goals this year.


30.04.10 01:31
To: president@yusu.org
From: ents@yusu.org
Subject: RE: nice!!!!

na na niiiiiii


01.05.10 7.10
To: president@yusu.org
From: welfare@yusu.org
Subject: I’VE BURNT THE OFFICE DOWN

APRIL FOOLS!!!

ben x


15.05.10 07:53
To: president@yusu.org
From: welfare@yusu.org
Subject: RE: I’VE BURNT THE OFFICE DOWN

SHIT


03.05.10 11:32
To: president@yusu.org
From: editor@nouse.co.uk
Subject: Hello?

HEY TIM,

IT’S BIG D SOON
BYE!
XXXX


03.05.10 14:53
To: president@yusu.org
From: capcar@nouse.co.uk
Subject: OI!

next time you can just write it yourself!!!

xx

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