Here are just a few of the tracks that should have made it into the New Directions repertoire:
The Rolling Stones – (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
An ode to Mr Schue’s continual inability to “do the nasty” with Emma.
Mystery Jets – Young Love
Captures the heartbreak and raging hormones of William McKinley High School.
Run DMC – My Adidas
A hip hop tribute to Sue Sylvester’s favourite brand.
Passion Pit – Little Secrets
Secrets are usually to blame for Glee Club controversy.
The Ramones – Teenage Lobotomy
This would explain a lot about Brittany. Though she does get some of the best lines ever.
Snoop Dogg and Akon – I Wanna Fuck You
Whilst the Glee version of ‘Like a Virgin’ was great and all, this gets the point across a lot more succinctly.