TIM NGWENA’S BLACKBERRY

Tim Ngwena’s blackberry as seen by

17.02.10 17:13
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: pres

Hey Tim,

question: who’s the best candidate for president?

answer: its fuckin me!!! come on!

hope not hate
dave x

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18.02.10 14:56
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: courtyard

So… still on for dinner?

accio society ratification!

x

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21.02.10 17:01
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject:

mate

gangrene is not a joke. people in the 21st century get it too, not just medieval peasants.

Lewis x

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22.02.10 21.02
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Overdue Films

Hello Tim,

We’ve noticed that you need to return the following films:

‘Election’
‘Mean Girls’
‘The Candidate’

Please send them back to us as soon as possible to avoid incurring a fine.

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21.02.10 17:01
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: so…

what exactly does the pres do? gotta start campaigning and stuff!
x

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24.01.10 20.10
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: it’s done!

here’s the pages Tim!! hope your lent is still going strong, rice is actually pretty boring.

p.s. i wanna be mrs.norris…

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