Besides, Ellie’s amazing! She’s approachable, friendly and one of the most reasoned, convincing advocates of women’s liberation I’ve ever met. Women’s Committee is as open and inclusive as it’s ever been, which has alot to do with the outstanding job done by her and Amal. I’m pretty sure Ellie’s not running for President, but she’d probably have my support if she were.

And I’m a man, not that it matters.

Feminist zealotry? You mean like running rape-awareness campaigns and calling for better lighting on Walmgate stray? Dispicable.

As for idealism?!! Well, there’s no certainly place for that.

I’m sure the reasonable, moderate (and pleasant?) majority of York students would far rather vote for the kind of people who think it’s ok to go around calling the Women’s Committee “a coven”.

You really have to wonder what it is about a campaigning women’s committee that brings these reactionary, knuckle-dragging trolls, twitching and spitting from out of their swamp. Where do they come from?

Why not say something positive for once in your life – go on I dare you.

Or better still run for office yourself. I’m sure you could expertly garner the bitter and sociopathic vote.

Not that this should matter at all, but she’s a fan of Ken Livingstone. Surely this alone should deter the reasonable, moderate majority who vote in YUSU elections from supporting her.

The bodies are burnin’,
The wheels are turnin’,
My butter is churnin’,
And there ain’t no way round.

turn it to MY station, BABY!

In any case, I think Ellie is highly unlikely to try to ruin it for David – maybe she’ll go for welfare instead? Also, what’s up with that fourth-year computer scientist? I thought that the only people in my year who had ever shown any interest in student politics were me, Aris Catsambas, James Thompson and Chris Northwood. With Aris being in Cambridge, Chris in Sheffield and James in IBM, this leaves us with me – and I’m not gonna run.