Comments on: mBezel victorious in tightly contested York Apprentice http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/06/09/mbezel-victorious-in-tightly-contested-york-apprentice/ Award-winning University of York Student Newspaper and Website Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:59:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Mark Zuckerberg (Genius behind Facebook) http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/06/09/mbezel-victorious-in-tightly-contested-york-apprentice/#comment-60200 Mark Zuckerberg (Genius behind Facebook) Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:36:55 +0000 http://www.nouse.co.uk/?p=13904#comment-60200 Hi, many of you will be wondering why such an illustrious figure such as I am so interested in this article. Daniel Taylor was a valued customer of my creation, Facebook, and since his shock defeat in 'Mr York' he has temporarily removed his account. For the sake of the future of my company I urge you to have a recount of the votes in the hope that Daniel 'The Brain' Taylor will win. Without his presence of Facebook my predicted turnover has fallen by a massive 33%. His many friends (1,500+) and constant wall posts and status changes keep things ticking over. This is a plea for your help in his safe return onto the domain that is Facebook. Yours Mark Z Hi, many of you will be wondering why such an illustrious figure such as I am so interested in this article. Daniel Taylor was a valued customer of my creation, Facebook, and since his shock defeat in ‘Mr York’ he has temporarily removed his account. For the sake of the future of my company I urge you to have a recount of the votes in the hope that Daniel ‘The Brain’ Taylor will win. Without his presence of Facebook my predicted turnover has fallen by a massive 33%. His many friends (1,500+) and constant wall posts and status changes keep things ticking over. This is a plea for your help in his safe return onto the domain that is Facebook.

Yours

Mark Z

]]> By: The Hoff http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/06/09/mbezel-victorious-in-tightly-contested-york-apprentice/#comment-60161 The Hoff Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:22:01 +0000 http://www.nouse.co.uk/?p=13904#comment-60161 Guten Tag, liebe Ventilatoren. Of all the talent shows I've entered and judged, I've never been involved in one with so much on offer from my fellow contestants! I must Congratulate every competitor for their efforts. I am not ashamed to have lost to such talent! But the most important value I took from that night was the way in which those, like myself, who didn't come in the top three handled their defeat! Especially the man with the biggest 'brain' on campus, Dan Taylor I believe his name was. Apparently he is almost a big a celebrity as I am (almost) and must be used to both success and rejection. This was obvious from his reaction at being told he was to finish fourth; the selfless appreciation he showed for those who had supported him all night (There were alot of people clapping for him. A slow 'tumbleweed' clap in England is a good response right?). He even appeared to be crying at one point (I can only assume in admiration of his more successful opponents), and then red faced, teary eyed had to run out of the bar because he just couldn't control his emotions (even more admiration for his opponents I suspect). What a man! I will remember such humility if I am unsuccessful at the next 'Der Deutsche Fernsehpreis'! Remember; when the Sun's out, Gun's out! I love you all as much as you love me! The Hoff x Guten Tag, liebe Ventilatoren.
Of all the talent shows I’ve entered and judged, I’ve never been involved in one with so much on offer from my fellow contestants!
I must Congratulate every competitor for their efforts. I am not ashamed to have lost to such talent! But the most important value I took from that night was the way in which those, like myself, who didn’t come in the top three handled their defeat! Especially the man with the biggest ‘brain’ on campus, Dan Taylor I believe his name was. Apparently he is almost a big a celebrity as I am (almost) and must be used to both success and rejection. This was obvious from his reaction at being told he was to finish fourth; the selfless appreciation he showed for those who had supported him all night (There were alot of people clapping for him. A slow ‘tumbleweed’ clap in England is a good response right?).
He even appeared to be crying at one point (I can only assume in admiration of his more successful opponents), and then red faced, teary eyed had to run out of the bar because he just couldn’t control his emotions (even more admiration for his opponents I suspect).
What a man! I will remember such humility if I am unsuccessful at the next ‘Der Deutsche Fernsehpreis’!

Remember; when the Sun’s out, Gun’s out!
I love you all as much as you love me!
The Hoff
x

]]> By: Marcus Gillan http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/06/09/mbezel-victorious-in-tightly-contested-york-apprentice/#comment-60156 Marcus Gillan Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:50:26 +0000 http://www.nouse.co.uk/?p=13904#comment-60156 You only got one movement of my pec dance and 20 seconds of Dan's brain! To be fair he is an intelligent guy, shame about his fourth place finish though... You only got one movement of my pec dance and 20 seconds of Dan’s brain! To be fair he is an intelligent guy, shame about his fourth place finish though…

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