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	<title>Comments on: Late pressure not enough for men&#8217;s hockey firsts</title>
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		<title>By: Bejeezus</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58931</link>
		<dc:creator>Bejeezus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 12:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well technically it&#039;s not a funnel, it&#039;s a feed hopper, it wasn&#039;t conical, it was rectangular, and it&#039;s not a hose - it&#039;s industrial standard reinforced PVC tubing . . . .if you want to be precise about the whole matter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well technically it&#8217;s not a funnel, it&#8217;s a feed hopper, it wasn&#8217;t conical, it was rectangular, and it&#8217;s not a hose &#8211; it&#8217;s industrial standard reinforced PVC tubing . . . .if you want to be precise about the whole matter.</p>
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		<title>By: concerned observer</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58929</link>
		<dc:creator>concerned observer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 11:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I quote the online dictionary here,

funnel: &quot;A conical utensil having a small hole or narrow tube at the apex and used to channel the flow of a substance, as into a small-mouthed container&quot;. 

Now when you use a funnel in the kitchen, it has no bendable hose attachment.  You can use it to pour fluids into bottles.  I think if it had a bendable hose attached, people would say &quot;that funnel has got a hose attached&quot; or something similar.

Checkmate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I quote the online dictionary here,</p>
<p>funnel: &#8220;A conical utensil having a small hole or narrow tube at the apex and used to channel the flow of a substance, as into a small-mouthed container&#8221;. </p>
<p>Now when you use a funnel in the kitchen, it has no bendable hose attachment.  You can use it to pour fluids into bottles.  I think if it had a bendable hose attached, people would say &#8220;that funnel has got a hose attached&#8221; or something similar.</p>
<p>Checkmate.</p>
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		<title>By: Lancaster no.1 fan</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58928</link>
		<dc:creator>Lancaster no.1 fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 11:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry did Lancaster just lose again? Is that 3 losses in the last 3 years?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry did Lancaster just lose again? Is that 3 losses in the last 3 years?</p>
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		<title>By: ...</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58908</link>
		<dc:creator>...</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 21:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>piping</description>
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		<title>By: Michael with an A</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58904</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael with an A</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 20:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your paternal figure&#039;s phallic object often used in copulation and/or reproduction? Was wondering if I refrased my previous comment it would be allowed?

Spot on though, a hose attached to a funnel is just an extension of that funnel. Therefore it is termed a funnel. I can see where you would be confused though because the &quot;funnel&quot; that York &quot;supporters&quot; had was fairly pitiful. 

Kindest regards,
Michael with an A.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your paternal figure&#8217;s phallic object often used in copulation and/or reproduction? Was wondering if I refrased my previous comment it would be allowed?</p>
<p>Spot on though, a hose attached to a funnel is just an extension of that funnel. Therefore it is termed a funnel. I can see where you would be confused though because the &#8220;funnel&#8221; that York &#8220;supporters&#8221; had was fairly pitiful. </p>
<p>Kindest regards,<br />
Michael with an A.</p>
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		<title>By: Richard Mantell</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58903</link>
		<dc:creator>Richard Mantell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 20:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m appalled and outraged at this excuse of an article. My pet monkey, (Peanuts) could have written a more coherent and effective piece of work. However, I may print it off and use as alternative to my Andrex and wipe my severely crusty arse all over it!

I&#039;d love to see the physical appearance of the &#039;journalist&#039; that wrote this. Maybe his mum&#039;s looks are hereditary as I resorted to putting a big brown bag on her head last night as I screwed her into oblivion- just like the Lanc lot did with the York players.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m appalled and outraged at this excuse of an article. My pet monkey, (Peanuts) could have written a more coherent and effective piece of work. However, I may print it off and use as alternative to my Andrex and wipe my severely crusty arse all over it!</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to see the physical appearance of the &#8216;journalist&#8217; that wrote this. Maybe his mum&#8217;s looks are hereditary as I resorted to putting a big brown bag on her head last night as I screwed her into oblivion- just like the Lanc lot did with the York players.</p>
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		<title>By: concerned observer</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58884</link>
		<dc:creator>concerned observer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 18:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was a hose.  attached to a funnel.  If it wasn&#039;t a hose what was it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a hose.  attached to a funnel.  If it wasn&#8217;t a hose what was it?</p>
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		<title>By: Tallulah</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58848</link>
		<dc:creator>Tallulah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 12:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And its not a hose. . . idiots!</description>
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		<title>By: Phat Dan</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58844</link>
		<dc:creator>Phat Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 11:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, he&#039;s called Mary - good job no-one told York that . . . . and i wonder if the author also wrote the 3rds report, referring to the &#039;D&#039; as a &#039;shooting circle&#039; . . . . champion!

And all the chat about York&#039;s abuse . . . must&#039;ve been under their breath because they officially had no chat this year . . shame, it&#039;s normally good banter, try again next year . . . oh and we&#039;ll get some actual umpires this time, instead of &#039;Andrew&#039; . . .thanks Andrew!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, he&#8217;s called Mary &#8211; good job no-one told York that . . . . and i wonder if the author also wrote the 3rds report, referring to the &#8216;D&#8217; as a &#8216;shooting circle&#8217; . . . . champion!</p>
<p>And all the chat about York&#8217;s abuse . . . must&#8217;ve been under their breath because they officially had no chat this year . . shame, it&#8217;s normally good banter, try again next year . . . oh and we&#8217;ll get some actual umpires this time, instead of &#8216;Andrew&#8217; . . .thanks Andrew!</p>
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		<title>By: DD</title>
		<link>http://www.nouse.co.uk/2009/05/11/late-pressure-not-enough-for-mens-hockey-firsts/#comment-58843</link>
		<dc:creator>DD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 10:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Such a great fairy tale, sadly the author has no idea about the lancaster victorious team, the captain who was described so delighfully is not called Liam, embarrassing for everyone concerned...</description>
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