Archive for February, 2009

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Political Edge

“There we were thinking that other faiths had monopoly on lunacy”

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Futsal to Fly the Flag for York at National BUCS Championships

By flinging himself off a Cretan mountain all those years ago, Icarus tried to escape exile from Greece; to strive beyond mediocrity, to achieve what men thought impossible. York’s Futsal team did a similar thing last Sunday.

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College Rec and the Infamous £10,000 Sports Cash Controversy

They were supposed to revolutionise college sport but new-fangled College Recreational sessions have been branded a failure and “money down the drain” by York Sport.

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THE DEBATE: Does College Sport get Enough Support?

No: If college sport is continually treated as such a non-entity, will our sporting rivalries be passed on to the next generation of freshers?

Yes: College sport exists to increase availability of sport to students at York, regardless of skill and ability.

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Destructors

Destructors

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Max Hardy Leads Sport Motions at UGM

Two key motions designed to improve York University’s nurturing of sporting talent were proposed at this week’s UGM meeting.

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Varsity contest threatened by flurry of BUCS rearrangements

The annual Varsity competition against York St. John, scheduled for February 25th, has been thrown into doubt following the recent freezing weather conditions, which have necessitated the rearrangement of BUCS fixtures for many of York’s sports teams.

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Strictly what now?

Tripping over the shoelaces of satire while attempting to dance the foxtrot of current affairs

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The XY chromosome: Mr Nice Guy

Fantastic. Just a couple more pages and that’s Jenny’s notes done. Poor thing, be such a shame for her to get behind just because of a stupid cold. Mind you, she looked much better in Dusk last night, so hopefully she’s on the mend. I’d have asked if I hadn’t had to walk Lucy home. [...]

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Archery Club on Target for Roses

Determined to preserve their enviable winning record against Lancaster, Nouse investigates why this team are so certain of victory this May as preparations get underway.

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Such a tourist

“I wasn’t always like this, and I don’t want to be now. If I could do something I would but it’s not in my control any more.” Woman. Large. Those swollen ankles that resemble tree stumps and breasts down by her feet. Her body shakes as she shudders up and down, heaving and releasing whale-like [...]

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Social Pariah

I am not fit for humanity. Reclining on my death sofa demanding more 80s films and Peep Show. Phlegm is the new black; so hot right now, and sneezing is the new crack; moreish (said Peep Show) and it leaves you quite light-headed. “You look like a piss-head.” “It’ll clear my head,” I insist, “It’s [...]

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Karting team success at qualifiers

ollowing a business-like performance in their Regional Qualifications, York’s karting team have progressed to the BUKC National Championships. With three inexperienced karting teams entering the races, captain James Viskok reported that he was ecstatic to see two of them safely through with perfunctionary drives.

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Will Heaven

Snow days: a chance to show what we’re made of “Gather the last of the firewood, draw the curtains, and call your family to say goodbye – there’s a blizzard on the way, and we might not make it.” Call me melodramatic, but my amateur weather forecast last week was one of foreboding panic. We’ve [...]

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College Notebook: Wentworth Resurgent

For years the whipping boys of college sport, Wentworth’s ambitious reps have had enough, as reporter John Halstead discovered…

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