How to spot the student stereotypes in your college
James
Without their own porters or a bar, they will be found improvising with their JCR ‘beach hut’. Parties, swimming and goose attacks inevitably follow this rowdy lot.
Vanbrugh
Renowned for their ‘Brugh Bar which hosts a plethora of music in the evenings, the typical try hard Vanbrugh trendsetters are lurking here.
Halifax
Long walks make these ones agitable when not in their comfy surroundings. But with a pizza delivery service just seconds from their houses!! Don’t believe their grumbles.
Wentworth
A serious lot, an air of calm reflection tries to reach across the lake to the rest of campus from these bastions of academia. Often seen in tweed and pashminas.
Goodricke
Almost incestuous in their living, you’ll be struck by their manic nature when daring into this college . They take it all in their stride though, despite their hardships.
Alcuin
Housed next to the economics department was always going to have dire effects on this lot. Condemned as ‘Blairites’ - avoid them at all costs.
Derwent
Watch out for these sweaty clubbers after emerging from Club D. And watch out for the music that gets played their too. DCUK about.
Langwith
With the privilege of having Hendrix play at their college back in the day, Langwithians have betrayed their hip
