Shove it

“O Death, where is thy sting” – 1 Corinthians 15:55.
“It’s been emotional” – Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Never, in my life, would I have expected to find that Jesus Christ and Vinnie Jones could convey the exact same sentiment in such erudite, inherently similar vocalisations. Even less likely, would I have expected their parallels to be so perfectly representative of my present situation. Nevertheless, they certainly are.

To word this feeling in my own, sesquipedalian way, I guess I just have to say, “You can stick your light-hearted comment section up your arse. I quit.” Forever yours, this is me, signing off, with love, arriverderci, sayonara, bon appetit, break a leg. I recommend blagging Women’s Studies in the next issue. That’ll get their bra-burning, hairy-armpitted boy-featured knickers in a twist.

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