The Naked Apes, Extreme
Dan: This is genuinely dreadful.
Rob: Like a Bon Jovi covers band…
Dan: According to the press release, they’ve supported Reef and Wheatus. I find that very funny.
Rob: They’re going the same way as them…
Dan: And they performed on the Matthew Wright show. I also find that very funny.
Rob: Did he expose them as rapists?
Dan: It doesn’t say anything about that in the press release…
Rob (standing, holding a torch): THEY’RE RAPING MUSIC OF ITS BEAUTY!
Dan (standing, holding a Swan of Justice): AND IMPREGNATING IT WITH SEEDS OF ANGUISH!
Rob (saluting the flag): We must find the bastard child, this embodiment of sonic grief, and drown it.
Dan (sitting down again, but still relatively angry): Deflate its armbands and cast it to darkened waters.
Rob: Yes.
Dan: Yes.
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