Razorlight, Golden Touch
Dan: ‘The girl with the golden touch’… it’s good to see more bands singing about handjobs.
Dan: It’s also a very good song…quite House of the Rising Sun…sort of…
Dan: There must have been an errata committed by the PR company who sent us this…they usually abide by the policy of only sending us rubbish…
Dan (looking round, frightened): Rob…where are you?
(A day has passed since the Singles column was started, and Rob isn’t in the office any more.)


