Archive for June, 2003
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Hold The Front Page
By Simon Aldridge — June 10, 2003
Campus computers now work as well as normal computers, thanks to an undercover operation by The University and a new piece of SU legislation. Last week a porter (‘disguised’ in a tank top) visited every computer room on campus at 4am to find out what the bloke in the corner does. ‘I noticed that every [...]
Freshers Told To Bring Sleeping Bag And Dog
By Simon Aldridge — June 10, 2003
University Admin are set to unveil an audacious attempt to solve next year’s accommodation headache by tapping into the recent trend in York to squat. The last month has seen the setting up of the Peace hotel in York designed to highlight the large number of abandoned buildings in the York area. Now campus chiefs [...]
CU Ban Jesus
By Simon Aldridge — June 10, 2003
Jesus Christ was controversially barred from CU events for life last week, after a series of mishaps marred His visit to campus. The Christian Union had originally booked God, who makes an appearance every year to choose the next CU president. The CU are the only society to choose Presidents by divine right, but this [...]
Henry Olonga
By Nouse — June 10, 2003
Henry Olonga’s stand against Mugabe’s regime was well documented but precipitated an exile from his homeland and fears for his safety. Zimbabwe’s most famous ever cricket personality talks exclusively to nouse…
Tykes Sunk By Plunkett
By James Redgrave — June 10, 2003
Inspired bowling allowed Durham to obliterate Yorkshire by 167 runs. James Redgrave reports on the action from Headingley
Coventry Routed But Replay Forced
By Dan Phillips — June 10, 2003
While the storm pushed off the women’s side in Manchester only three overs, its easterly movement towards York was sufficiently slow to give the men’s team the time to bowl out Coventry in the the Busa Vase semis for 155. The team had barely time to pick up a sandwich at the interval before the [...]
York Topple Favourites
By Mark Thornhill — June 10, 2003
It might have been only the following weekend after the Roses, but York Basketball are still crowing about their 55 – 36 win over Aire in the Leeds League, Mark Thornhill tell us why
Storm stops Women’s first game
By Dan Phillips — June 10, 2003
After having been denied play on no less than six occasions, a raining off of the Busas Shield semi finals against Manchester, represented another blow for the Women’s Cricket team. Three overs in and the opening pair of Lucy Horitz and last year’s captain, Sarah McDowell, had made steady progress totting up 17 runs on [...]
Brass is best
By Dan Phillips — June 10, 2003
City’s first lady, Director Sophie McGill tells Dan Phillips about their choice
Off t’ Algarve
By Dan Phillips — June 10, 2003
Dan Phillips talks to new City manager Chirs Brass as he jets off to Portugal
Dan’s Photo Casebook
By Dan Phillips — June 10, 2003
Keep losing at your own sport? Hone your skills at charity netball, but first… some tips
Tinsel Talk
By Faye Ellis-Charlesworth — June 10, 2003
New Bridget Jones Film Waif like Hollywood star Renee Zellweger has reportedly negotiated a £15 million contract to pile on the pounds and resume her role as southern sloane Bridget Jones in the sequel to the hit comedy Bridget Jones’ Diary. British actors Hugh Grant and Colin Firth have also signed up to co-star in [...]
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